Please don’t let the Red Dead sequel be named these

The internet gets to work with some great and terrible ideas If you somehow hadn’t heard of Red Dead Redemption before today, it’s a guarantee that you know what it is now. A potential sequel to Rockstar Games’ beloved Western action title is all anyone’s talking about today, following some fairly overt teases on the company’s Twitter account. But there’s also room for error when playing this kind of guessing game, and social media and the like are getting vocal about what they hope the next Red Dead is — or is not. The suggestions are as exciting as they are terrifying, for the most part. Take this screenshot from a NeoGAF member, who said he found these possible names in the source code for Rockstar Games’ webpage. blly155/NeoGAF These came before today’s most recent Twitter update, and it appears that the publisher has altered these names out of its HTML since then. Still, we could live with Red Dead Retribution, Red Dead Revenge or Red Dead Rebellion.

Red Dead Kitty Cat? Yeah, not feeling that one so much. We have no way of proving what’s on Rockstar’s shortlist, and so the Twittersphere continues on with further ideas. Red Dead Revolver…Red Dead Redemption…What should the 3rd be called? Remorse? Rebellion? Resurrection?

Retribution? Revenge? Rectum? — ZackScott (@ZackScott) October 16, 2016 This list has some repeats, but we do dig Red Dead Remorse too. Red Dead Rectum is probably what the game would be called if we let our 10-year-old brother name it. Let’s not do that. Other than the sequel’s existence, the prevailing rumor is that Red…